You should see some of my DMs - if they're horny enough, people will say anything to keep an attractive person interested in talking to them.
Hey defense nerds! If you have information about the specific makeup of current-gen Chobham armor, I will 100% fly to you and let you pound my ass in exchange for it (been curious about that one for years now, warthunder has been disappointingly unforthcoming...)
(side note: 98% of my interactions on lemmy have been great, but wow that 2%)