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Sometimes the Onion just prints the cold, hard truth. (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
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[–] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Maybe. But in reality people in Cybertruck are more prone to die from the collision than anyone in a similar sized car.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Because...the exoskelton design does not disperse energy in a collision, so that energy is transfered to the Nazis in the cabin.

    While Musk sold the idea of bulletproof windows, those would be illegal because EMTs could not use then in an emergency. Side windows are supposed to break. His syncophants at Tesla were too scared to tell him his idea was stupid, so he threw a bearing through the window live.

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