▲ 992 ▼ Sometimes the Onion just prints the cold, hard truth. (files.catbox.moe) submitted 8 months ago by destructdisc@lemmy.world to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world 68 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago (3 children) What is the perfect bumper height to make sure I decapitate a ten year old? permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] rainwall@piefed.social 16 points 8 months ago Dodge ram and up. permalink fedilink source parent [–] tempest@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago I mean that's really what you want to do. You wouldn't want her to live life as a cripple so better to just bump it up a little bit and ensure a clean death. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) you can add cool wheels to grind that child first. Completely legal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] redlemace@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) Completely legal. You gotta be kidding! Quote from the dutch -mandatory- annual car inspection (known as APK) which is actually an European directive, So it applies to every EU country External safety including wheel and side guards 1. Passenger cars must not have sharp parts that could pose a risk of personal injury to other road users in the event of a collision. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Haha you think EU people want to buy this? Naw, this is good ol American murder tires. permalink fedilink source parent [–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 point 8 months ago* Terrifying fact, I see them a lot on semi trucks. Not the cab over kind, the ones with the big hood in front. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago I mean that's really what you want to do. You wouldn't want her to live life as a cripple so better to just bump it up a little bit and ensure a clean death. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) you can add cool wheels to grind that child first. Completely legal. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] redlemace@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) Completely legal. You gotta be kidding! Quote from the dutch -mandatory- annual car inspection (known as APK) which is actually an European directive, So it applies to every EU country External safety including wheel and side guards 1. Passenger cars must not have sharp parts that could pose a risk of personal injury to other road users in the event of a collision. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Haha you think EU people want to buy this? Naw, this is good ol American murder tires. permalink fedilink source parent [–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 point 8 months ago* Terrifying fact, I see them a lot on semi trucks. Not the cab over kind, the ones with the big hood in front. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children) Completely legal. You gotta be kidding! Quote from the dutch -mandatory- annual car inspection (known as APK) which is actually an European directive, So it applies to every EU country External safety including wheel and side guards 1. Passenger cars must not have sharp parts that could pose a risk of personal injury to other road users in the event of a collision. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Haha you think EU people want to buy this? Naw, this is good ol American murder tires. permalink fedilink source parent [–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 point 8 months ago* Terrifying fact, I see them a lot on semi trucks. Not the cab over kind, the ones with the big hood in front. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Haha you think EU people want to buy this? Naw, this is good ol American murder tires. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 point 8 months ago* Terrifying fact, I see them a lot on semi trucks. Not the cab over kind, the ones with the big hood in front. permalink fedilink source parent
