As of this week, half of the states in the U.S. are under restrictive age verification laws that require adults to hand over their biometric and personal identification to access legal porn.

Missouri became the 25th state to enact its own age verification law on Sunday. As it’s done in multiple other states, Pornhub and its network of sister sites—some of the largest adult content platforms in the world—pulled service in Missouri, replacing their homepages with a video of performer Cherie DeVille speaking about the privacy risks and chilling effects of age verification.

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[–] 87 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Keep this shit up and I'll have to go back to having sex with my wife.

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  • [–] 108 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    We'll all have to go back to having sex with your wife

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I'll fuck yours, if you fuck mine. That's how that works, right?

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  • [–] 0 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Thats gay cause your actually having sex with every man/woman that she did it with

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, yeah, straight heterosexual intercourse is gay or something. I guess?

    But the real question is - who fucking cares?

    ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Lol I'm referencing a meme I saw this week on Lemmy, it was an Andrew Tate tweet saying anybody with a girlfriend is gay in 2025. Obviously I don't care that you're straight kudos to you

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago*

    Lol, sorry, I should've added an '/s' on my reply!

    No, I got it, just was being way too sarcastic for text.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Edit: I ain't straight. Or gay, or bi, or pan. Fuck labels, man! I don't fit into their tidy little boxes, and why should any of us?!?

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  • [+] -21 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I'm already fucking your wife. But if this goes through, she wont have income and will have to fuck you. I liked being her big black bull.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Dude, I thought we were just out here making jokes and you come through with whatever that was.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It was a joke. A bad one..but a joke.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Hey, part of growing and learning is understanding that failure is only a step in the process. Keep at it, brother. When making jokes, I always try to remember this: "If you're going to be offensive, make sure you are more funny than you are offensive. Just being offensive isn't funny."

    Now get back in there and make some god damn jokes.

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