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I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The power of anti-cheeto dust fingers.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You were born without fingertips and can't do biometric scanning. No one will give you a passport.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not to be that guy, but one can still get a passport without finger tips, or arms for that matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I didn’t need my fingerprints scanned at all for a passport. Just my picture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not to be that guy, but your butthole has a print just as unique as a fingerprint.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No one will give you a passport.

Damn, you really hate him don't you?