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Found one in the wild
(thelemmy.club)
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Yeah it took me a few replies deep before I finally clicked their profile and wow. I have multiple autistic children, my partner is autistic, all 4 of them are incredibly literal in their interpretations of language, and even they aren't anywhere near this particular about the meanings of words.