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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Every time you save a file in Microsoft, your credit card is charged $.50

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Nice try Satan, but my start up is building ads into car start ups. You can't switch gears until the ad is done.

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[–] subtleorbit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

My startup is building ads into ad startups. You can't ad before you finish an ad.

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

No pls, i have a shareholder that needs a new boat

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