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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (10 children)

I drink a giant travel mug of black coffee every day. I have no excuse. It’s my only joy.

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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago (9 children)

You should try sex and drugs.

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

They're clearly already doing drugs

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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes but good drugs!

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Weed really mellows out the caffeine jitters but it can make you a bit sluggish so better fill up that coffee cup.

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 point 11 months ago

For mellowing out caffeine, I recommend l-Theanine and CBD.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

Mid thirties. The sex would have to be mind blowing to replace even gas station swill at this point. Drugs it just depends, I need my brain for work.

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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

That sounds like it's not your joy, it's the drugs you take to meet the unhealthy inhuman standards set by your shitty coercive masters.

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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

Well I like my job, so no one has to twist my arm to do it. And I like the way coffee tastes. I like the texture. I like the warmth. As long as it’s a dark roast. Who knows? :)

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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Okay, so you'd still do coffee in post-scarcity?

I still recommend sex and real drugs for pleasure.

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