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snail lyfe (mander.xyz)

submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Don't fucking compare yourself to snails unless you can stab your lovers with spears from your own body.

At best, you're a clown fish or a frog.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago*

I can stab lovers with a spear from my body. Also: my spear could use a polishing... Where's that Argonian maid?

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[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Cone Snail!

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Anyone can stab their loved ones with spears from their own bodies. It's just a matter of time and sharping your nails well enough

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