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[–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Look if I tell you about my impending suicide it's going to make everything worse for both of us

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Not suicide. But one time, I ate something so bad I diarrhea'd nonstop. Practically ghosted my friend for a whole week because I was quietly dying from pooping my insides. Oh, and the SMELL.

    Anyways, when I saw them again, the thought did cross my mind. Easier to tell them suicide rather than explain that I couldn't stop projectile shitting everywhere.

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