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These Majestic Seabirds Never Stop Pooping
(www.nytimes.com)
Mainly birdwatching pix and ID help; please post approximate location (country/region/at least give us a continent!) - moderators needed (eventually?)
5% every hour!
If you weighed 200 lbs, that would be 10 lbs of shit each hour. That shit must feel amazing!
I wanted to make a joke about how you would die if you ever stopped pooping, but that sounds like it could actually add up to ~15 minutes between goes