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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by 6stringringer@lemmy.zip to c/explainlikeimfive@lemmy.world

This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[-] mambabasa@slrpnk.net 46 points 10 months ago

Luigi didn't do it though. He's being set up by the prosecution.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

I know, I was certainly spending time with him during the alleged attack. He couldn't have done it while sat across from me at that diner, many miles away from where the crime happened.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago
[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

You're thinking of dinner. A diner is a place that serves food.

[-] ipitco@lemmybefree.net -5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Source? It sounds like a conspiracy theory based on nothing

What indicates that would be the case? Who would be the murderer?

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

There was no murderer. He died of natural causes

[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

After all, shootings are just a natural part of life.

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