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[–] -4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Reading shit like this, I am no longer surprised so many Americans think they can overpower an elephant and outrun a bear. Yeah, buddy, the fact that you occasionally run on a field as a child, 20 years and 100 kilos ago, makes you superhuman now.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nobody ever said anything about superhuman. Put the strawman away.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    It's a literary device known as exaggeration for comedic effect. Fucking hell, what the discourse on the internet came to, should I start speaking trumpian now so brainfried crowd will understand? Double plus bigly ungood.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Yeah as an American myself, let me tell you: These people are dipshits, but there's enough of them to sway the discussion into both 1. It's totally valid to try to kill a person over petty theft and 2. They will definitely will win that fight every time. They have the most upvotes, so they must be right, right?? It couldn't be that they're collectively jackasses and Donald Trump represents their unrestrained fucking Id.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Again with the strawman. Nobody said anything about fighting every time time, and nobody especially has said anything about killing anyone. Maybe try reading what people say, instead of just responding to whatever you hallucinate them saying.

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