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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago

I mean yeah it's a giant snake ball but the worst thing a garter can do to you is stink on you as a means of self defense ๐Ÿ˜„ They're tiny and goofy and among the few potential pet snakes that can be kept without being fed vertebrates.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

Well garden spiders also don't pose any harm, but I don't fancy getting into a giant ball of them

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

That's fair enough

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

They might realise the power of teamwork and together bind me in webs and communally devour me. Now they have a taste for human, are organised and each pregnant with 1500 spiderlings.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
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I now realise my comment could be interpreted as some kind of spider-furry fanfic, but I assure you I will not be impregnating any spiders under any circumstances.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

This hit my nope reflex hard and now I understand the dislike of nope ropes

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Their saliva is mildly toxic so if you're unlucky enough to be allergic you could get an annoying rash from a bite.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Maybe 10k of them slobbering all of you might not be good then

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They do bite. It doesn't really hurt but it's shocking when it happens.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I had one draw blood this spring! Granted, it was barely anything, but it still blew my mind it was capable of doing that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Jeez how did it happen? Must have felt trapped or something

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Picked it up like I usually do. This one was particularly feisty, striking at everything. Got me just right I guess.

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