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RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years (gizmodo.com)
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[–] 47 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

Man, I feel sick, lemme check my health watch.

status: unhealthy

Can I receive healthcare?

no

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Health care is only for the healthy.

    To see if you qualify for an upgrade to healthy status please input your net worth including all stocks, bonds, precious metals, fine art, jewelry & accessories, private aircraft, and yachts.

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