I'm sick of these elitists telling me it's gross to eat nothing but five cans of refried beans, like, let people enjoy things!

That's why I find myself staring at a half eaten jar of green olives or an empty sleeve of crackers during the wee hours. Sometimes we just want to get to the point and not bother with the journey.

Great analogy. I'm going to use this next time someone tells me I should just ignore the shitty writing in self published books and have fun reading it.

Fuck you, I paid money for this, I get to bitch about why it sucks.

Sure, but if I enjoyed eating the food it was good food.