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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I'd expected.

I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.

A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.

A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.

A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he's utterly average.

And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.

Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Can you explain the omega 🫃?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

So here are two youtube videos on the topic: Strange and Lindsay

Or Wikipedia if you'd prefer, though I definitely recommend the videos to if you're putting any mental punctuation behind any of your questions.

Tl;dr you'll never look at people calling themselves an alpha the same again

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pi males are a nonstop stream of irrational conspiracy theories

Tau males are gym bros (torque)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Delta Male thrusts exactly once, so hard he bottoms you out, and instantly has the biggest orgasm possible, then immediately rolls over and falls asleep.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Zeta Male is so mysterious that there is a $1,000,000 bounty on being able to predict his weak spots.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
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