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TranscriptA tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[-] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Wow, hit me right in the gen-x doomer with a nice sense of humor.

Nice shot.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is the weird uncle the kind that has the odd, yet cool hobbies. Like how people sorta don’t understand having a homebrewing hobby, but will readily accept free homemade beer? That guy?

Cause I don’t see me in there either

[-] NotGoingGently@feddit.online 2 points 1 month ago

He's either Uncle Buck or the guy who ruins Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners but still gets to come every year. I definitely missed out on the odd, yet cool hobbied uncle. I think the Ruin Holiday uncle might have been him if not for Nam.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pick greek letters and assign them to those guys! This is clearly collaborative world building. Im sure they'll appreciate this.

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