▲ 695 ▼ Massive internet outage reported: Google services, Cloudflare, Character.AI among dozens of services impacted (mashable.com) submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jimmy@feddit.org to c/technology@lemmy.world 105 comments fedilink hide all child comments Archive of cloudflare status Google status
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 70 points 1 year ago (8 children) This is my workday now https://xkcd.com/303/ permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 13 points 1 year ago (6 children) Nowadays they will tell you to work on something else in the meantime. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children) Your code can compile while you're in a retro, retrospectively looking back at the action items raised in a previous retro but not assigned any sprint time in the current sprint so you just raised a "what went wrong" about it not being planned and now you have more non-sprint work to do because every problem should be presented with a solution and if you could have that for the next retro they'll review this retro's action items and see if you have a proposal for fixing retro action items permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (3 children) This is why I call scrum masters scrumlords. Thankfully my boss is hands off so I took a walk and then worked on an internal tooling side project that really only I will appreciate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Scrumlords I love it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) You have a good boss! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* Quitting my last job for this one might be the best thing I've done since I tricked my wife into marrying down. My mental and physical health has improved a ton. permalink fedilink source parent [–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago* As someone who hasn't worked anywhere with a profit-motive in over a decade, I don't know how you guys do it. Truly... permalink fedilink source parent [–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 5 points 1 year ago Yep permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 13 points 1 year ago (6 children) Nowadays they will tell you to work on something else in the meantime. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children) Your code can compile while you're in a retro, retrospectively looking back at the action items raised in a previous retro but not assigned any sprint time in the current sprint so you just raised a "what went wrong" about it not being planned and now you have more non-sprint work to do because every problem should be presented with a solution and if you could have that for the next retro they'll review this retro's action items and see if you have a proposal for fixing retro action items permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (3 children) This is why I call scrum masters scrumlords. Thankfully my boss is hands off so I took a walk and then worked on an internal tooling side project that really only I will appreciate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Scrumlords I love it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) You have a good boss! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* Quitting my last job for this one might be the best thing I've done since I tricked my wife into marrying down. My mental and physical health has improved a ton. permalink fedilink source parent [–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago* As someone who hasn't worked anywhere with a profit-motive in over a decade, I don't know how you guys do it. Truly... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago* (4 children) Your code can compile while you're in a retro, retrospectively looking back at the action items raised in a previous retro but not assigned any sprint time in the current sprint so you just raised a "what went wrong" about it not being planned and now you have more non-sprint work to do because every problem should be presented with a solution and if you could have that for the next retro they'll review this retro's action items and see if you have a proposal for fixing retro action items permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (3 children) This is why I call scrum masters scrumlords. Thankfully my boss is hands off so I took a walk and then worked on an internal tooling side project that really only I will appreciate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Scrumlords I love it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) You have a good boss! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* Quitting my last job for this one might be the best thing I've done since I tricked my wife into marrying down. My mental and physical health has improved a ton. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (3 children) This is why I call scrum masters scrumlords. Thankfully my boss is hands off so I took a walk and then worked on an internal tooling side project that really only I will appreciate. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Scrumlords I love it permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) You have a good boss! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* Quitting my last job for this one might be the best thing I've done since I tricked my wife into marrying down. My mental and physical health has improved a ton. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Scrumlords I love it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child) You have a good boss! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* Quitting my last job for this one might be the best thing I've done since I tricked my wife into marrying down. My mental and physical health has improved a ton. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* Quitting my last job for this one might be the best thing I've done since I tricked my wife into marrying down. My mental and physical health has improved a ton. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago* As someone who hasn't worked anywhere with a profit-motive in over a decade, I don't know how you guys do it. Truly... permalink fedilink source parent