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First Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars.
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this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2025
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Nobody's asking the real question: Why are first graders driving unmarked cars to begin with?
Give those kids sharpies and let them mark their cars! Booster seats might also be a good idea so they can see who they hit.
I mean might as well so they can keep accurate track of the body count on the side of the car.