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[–] 80 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

only if the corporate citizen promises really hard we can trust them. like a super promise.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Also we have to pay them whenever we want to use the code. Yes.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    you bought it, why shouldn't you also rent it?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Exactly! Twice the value for my tax dollar!

    Not that I've ever paid taxes, but, you know, if my accounting department all suddenly died in mid march some year, and i wasnt operated out of a PO box in a tax shelter, i bet i mightve had to.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    All of the sweet, sweet gross domestic product statistics. Mmm I love GDPness.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    All that gdpness hot and throbbing in my mouth as i wrap my accounting department around it, and extract everything i can. I'll be methodical, ruthless, and messy, as i extract every last bit.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We need better than that. We need a pinky promise.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's impractical, because for a pinky promise, you need to actually lock pinkies. We need a surrogate, like maybe the Commander in Chief?

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