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[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

only if the corporate citizen promises really hard we can trust them. like a super promise.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

We need better than that. We need a pinky promise.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's impractical, because for a pinky promise, you need to actually lock pinkies. We need a surrogate, like maybe the Commander in Chief?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I think we should ask Chuck Schumer. He's really good at getting things done.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Perfect, and since he's in his 70s, he has all of that experience keeping promises to draw on.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Also we have to pay them whenever we want to use the code. Yes.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

you bought it, why shouldn't you also rent it?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Exactly! Twice the value for my tax dollar!

Not that I've ever paid taxes, but, you know, if my accounting department all suddenly died in mid march some year, and i wasnt operated out of a PO box in a tax shelter, i bet i mightve had to.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

All of the sweet, sweet gross domestic product statistics. Mmm I love GDPness.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

All that gdpness hot and throbbing in my mouth as i wrap my accounting department around it, and extract everything i can. I'll be methodical, ruthless, and messy, as i extract every last bit.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe we can do a three way where i let our hot cia affiliated friend tickle your labor while i do?

You know, for your birthday?

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