How about "The Oncoming Storm?" Too dramatic?

Some places will also get better in some ways.

To give an extreme example, there are many problems with melting the north but some people will benefit from “the northwest passage” being open to shipping year round

If I were really short-sighted …. I do appreciate not shoveling snow off my driveway very often and almost never using my snowblower anymore

Yeah, but nobody listens to the whole explanation. They just hear "everything will always be hot, but it snowed just last February, so obviously global warming is a hoax."

Despair ain't gonna help.

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