glirchy

I love it when typos create new words that fit so well.

Probably mostly run by seniors and computer illiterate consumers who just “want latest tech” for bragging rights.

My mum doesn't use Microsoft because she cares about bragging rights, she uses it because it comes with Microsoft Word and all of that OneCloud sync junk, and she expects it to work so that she can do her work on it. We tried Ubuntu with her for a while, and Microsoft Word and Excel were the main pain points

And every small and large organization who uses enterprise software that doesn't work on any other OS.

This is functionally just the modern incarnation of Apple.

I look forward to a glirchy vibe coded OS that uses embeded AI for everything

That OS already exists. Why do with AI vibe-coding what Microsoft already got paying shitty programmers to make a slapshod OS?

• steals start menu back in time from apple
• crashes all over the place

Microsoft was ahead of its time.

They'll think that it's totally normal for computers to get confused about whether it should open an app or start playing a documentary about how that app went to shit. And probably still not pay attention to the documentaries that constantly start to the point where ms just gives up on figuring out how to block them and instead just charges people for the views.

Looks like we aren't too far off from that.