▲ 378 ▼ bleed to death rule (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 275 points 1 year ago (4 children) Lets see what's more likely, having an accident requiring the fire department to save you, or a zombie apocalypse. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 133 points 1 year ago (2 children) Look, a perfect car for an unrealistic situation! ✨ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's great if you're Elon Musk and worried about people trying to attack you in your car when we decide to eat the rich though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guarantee he rides around in something more anonymous and probably better armored than a Deplorean. Probably a black Suburban. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago I recall him pulling up to social events in a Cybertruck before they were released. I don't put it past him to be chauffeured around in one of these still. permalink fedilink source parent [–] lobut@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago (2 children) Yeah I can't remember the dude but he was doing comparisons between the F150 and the Cybertruck and the F150 won by only a point or two. However the F150 won by like, towing and stuff. Cybertruck got points for like a door surviving a bomb blast. Points for the things that don't really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WordBox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago The cyber truck hitch is a joke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dirtdog@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Whistling Diesel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lobut@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago Yes that's right!! Loved his attitude. Looked like he was having so much fun with it. permalink fedilink source parent [+] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 62 points 1 year ago (1 child) They're advertising to scared rich people permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah. The zombies are us. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nuko147@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child) But zombies don't put cars on fire. We can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago We also can find a sharp tool that aids us breaking into their wankpanzer. They may be safe from zombies, but not us. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Toribor@corndog.social 40 points 1 year ago (1 child) These chodes want a bulletproof pickup but it's easier to just drive a normal car so no one hates you enough to shoot at you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago what if we combined the benefits of a car with the police security of being bullet proof? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago Shhh. Don't prompt them to reevaluate their risk management strategies. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 133 points 1 year ago (2 children) Look, a perfect car for an unrealistic situation! ✨ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's great if you're Elon Musk and worried about people trying to attack you in your car when we decide to eat the rich though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guarantee he rides around in something more anonymous and probably better armored than a Deplorean. Probably a black Suburban. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago I recall him pulling up to social events in a Cybertruck before they were released. I don't put it past him to be chauffeured around in one of these still. permalink fedilink source parent [–] lobut@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago (2 children) Yeah I can't remember the dude but he was doing comparisons between the F150 and the Cybertruck and the F150 won by only a point or two. However the F150 won by like, towing and stuff. Cybertruck got points for like a door surviving a bomb blast. Points for the things that don't really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WordBox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago The cyber truck hitch is a joke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dirtdog@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Whistling Diesel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lobut@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago Yes that's right!! Loved his attitude. Looked like he was having so much fun with it. permalink fedilink source parent [+] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's great if you're Elon Musk and worried about people trying to attack you in your car when we decide to eat the rich though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guarantee he rides around in something more anonymous and probably better armored than a Deplorean. Probably a black Suburban. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago I recall him pulling up to social events in a Cybertruck before they were released. I don't put it past him to be chauffeured around in one of these still. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I guarantee he rides around in something more anonymous and probably better armored than a Deplorean. Probably a black Suburban. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago I recall him pulling up to social events in a Cybertruck before they were released. I don't put it past him to be chauffeured around in one of these still. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago I recall him pulling up to social events in a Cybertruck before they were released. I don't put it past him to be chauffeured around in one of these still. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago (2 children) Yeah I can't remember the dude but he was doing comparisons between the F150 and the Cybertruck and the F150 won by only a point or two. However the F150 won by like, towing and stuff. Cybertruck got points for like a door surviving a bomb blast. Points for the things that don't really matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WordBox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago The cyber truck hitch is a joke. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dirtdog@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Whistling Diesel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lobut@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago Yes that's right!! Loved his attitude. Looked like he was having so much fun with it. permalink fedilink source parent [+] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WordBox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago The cyber truck hitch is a joke. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dirtdog@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children) Whistling Diesel permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lobut@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago Yes that's right!! Loved his attitude. Looked like he was having so much fun with it. permalink fedilink source parent [+] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago Yes that's right!! Loved his attitude. Looked like he was having so much fun with it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 62 points 1 year ago (1 child) They're advertising to scared rich people permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah. The zombies are us. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nuko147@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child) But zombies don't put cars on fire. We can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago We also can find a sharp tool that aids us breaking into their wankpanzer. They may be safe from zombies, but not us. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah. The zombies are us. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nuko147@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child) But zombies don't put cars on fire. We can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago We also can find a sharp tool that aids us breaking into their wankpanzer. They may be safe from zombies, but not us. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child) But zombies don't put cars on fire. We can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago We also can find a sharp tool that aids us breaking into their wankpanzer. They may be safe from zombies, but not us. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago We also can find a sharp tool that aids us breaking into their wankpanzer. They may be safe from zombies, but not us. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Toribor@corndog.social 40 points 1 year ago (1 child) These chodes want a bulletproof pickup but it's easier to just drive a normal car so no one hates you enough to shoot at you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago what if we combined the benefits of a car with the police security of being bullet proof? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago what if we combined the benefits of a car with the police security of being bullet proof? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago Shhh. Don't prompt them to reevaluate their risk management strategies. permalink fedilink source parent