some_guy comments on BlackRock is Suing UnitedHealth for Giving “Too Much Care” to Patients After the CEO was Murdered

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Look, if someone is sick and it's anything above a scraped knee, the science says you shoot them in the head. I don't know how else you can run a profitable healthcare company. /s

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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

False. The cost of bullets brings down profits. Just throw them in a ditch. As long as there’s no transport cost, of course.

Edit: I forgot to add, make sure the guy throwing them in the ditch isn't getting any overtime.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Unlike cops, who bilk cities out of hundreds of thousands of dollars in overtime, the bullshit plebs that operate our ditch-throwing service are exempt. Invest in my healthcare company!

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

~Cave Johnson

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