Produce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player.
Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed.
Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization.
Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it.
Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha!
Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually.
Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed.
Arcane Lick - you're lucky restraining orders haven't been invented yet.
Tire Shield - surprisingly effective.
Fund Steed - they're fucking expensive!
Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.
Fare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery.
Blank - counterspell for a scroll.
Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts!
Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells.
Bending - it's just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate.
Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy.
Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency.
Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins.
Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable.
Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.