tl;dr with commentary:

On testing errors: Yep, we're trying to be better. [i.e. Let's move on and forget this ever happened.]

On the Billet auction: We're trying to do the right thing after a miscommunication. [This one's probably the best response, but that's not a high bar.]

On the Billet hit piece: We were only assholes to them to get them to be better. [MAJOR abuser vibes. "I wouldn't have beat you if you didn't deserve it".]

On releasing knowingly inaccurate videos: This is actually a good thing because we show our mistakes with footnotes. [WTF]

On conflicts of interest from corporate partnerships: Crickets [No surprise]