▲ 720 ▼ Microsoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforce (www.cnbc.com) submitted 1 year ago by aramova@infosec.pub to c/technology@lemmy.world 223 comments fedilink hide all child comments cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29608536
[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago (5 children) Microsoft has 200,000 employees? Dang permalink fedilink source hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (4 children) And when they start going down financially, they might invade Madagascar or Guyana or something like that as a last resort and turn into a pirate republic, having enough troops. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children) arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams permalink fedilink source parent [–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 point 1 year ago The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (4 children) And when they start going down financially, they might invade Madagascar or Guyana or something like that as a last resort and turn into a pirate republic, having enough troops. Yes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children) arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams permalink fedilink source parent [–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 point 1 year ago The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (3 children) arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams permalink fedilink source parent [–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 point 1 year ago The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 point 1 year ago The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting. permalink fedilink source parent