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[–] 142 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (41 children)

I don't get it. I was never this stupid as a kid.

Edit: thank you for explaining to me that many of you were that stupid. I guess I never hung around any of you.

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  • [–] 73 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Are you sure? Kids are pretty stupid.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I never intentionally destroyed expensive electronics to "try to impress" anyone in real life, let alone online (although that didn't quite exist yet).

    So, yeah, I'm sure.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My buddy stuck a paper clip in an electrical socket while we were in the cafeteria. Because his cousin had told him it would shoot sparks across the room. All it did was make him scream real loud, then the power to half of the cafeteria went out when the breaker blew.

    Another friend “accidentally” stapled his homework to his hand, to try and get out of going to music class. Apparently his plan was to ham it up and go to the nurse instead. The teacher laughed, called him an idiot, and sent him to music class with a band-aid.

    Kids have always been fucking stupid. The only difference is that now every kid has an internet-connected camera in their pocket, so their stupidity is more visible.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    In second grade I remember a kid stapled his tongue lol

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I had a girl staple her hand by accident, went to the nurse. We spent the next 30 minutes watching the teacher deal with a kid trying to staple himself on purpose so he could leave too.

    He did eventually get to leave, but not because of the staple.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    I used to be a teacher in the 2010s. I remember boys having this ghost pepper challenge they would do that would put them in literal tears.

    I never stopped them. Some just have to learn through experience that being an idiot to impress your buds isn't going to result in a good time for you.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    That’s, like, a normal logical one. It’s actually food, it’s spicy. It makes sense to compete to see who can handle the spicy food. This is independently invented every day.

    Stealing faucets from public bathrooms? That’s not a normal logical one. That’s a devious lick, and something invented to be highly memetic and propelled by a highly optimized algorithm that incentivizes recency, novelty, and dopamine hacking. It even effectively had a brand name!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    How about pooping on top of the toilet reservoir?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    That’s actually harming someone, at least the janitor but it’s a hygiene issue and potential disease source. Yes it’s a stupid teenage prank but it does actual harm to someone else. Not cool (plus i don’t get why this would be funny: I’d groups it with the crayon eater and glue huffer , possibly complain to the school about special kids that need more assistance)

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Eating a spicy pepper is just harmless fun. I'd join in that activity today.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yeah, but some of that stuff isn't just a spicy pepper. One kid died because of extreme capsaicin revealing a heart issue: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/death-teen-ate-spicy-chip-experts-rethinking-capsaicin-effects-rcna152766

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don’t think anyone should be living their lives in fear of being killed by zestiness

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Plus did you read the article? It’s whole shtick is adverting “intense pain and searing heat” as a challenge yet the lawyer is trying to make it a truth in advertising issue. While I feel for the family, I don’t see how requiring an “adult use only”has any benefit to anyone nor clarify what the product is. There so many issues with lying advertising, I don’t see focussing on “telling the truth asa challenge”

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    If he died because playing soccer revealed a heart issue, would you ban soccer? At some point you need to stop overthinking all possible edge cases, stop attempting to pad yourself from all possible danger

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I defend that one, it’s just challenging yourself, no harm to anyone else or any property, almost no danger of medical harm. What’s the harm in letting them embarrass themselves for the right to claim they did something others couldn’t?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    That's why I let them do it. If it would have harmed them seriously or someone else I would have stopped it. But still doesn't make it less stupid. They put themselves in legit pain due to peer pressure.

    If anything it served a good lesson so they might be less likely to succumb to peer pressure on things which may cause real harm in the future.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Most of us were differently stupid, only because we didn’t have access to other people’s stupid ideas.

    My worst moment of stupidity was lighting off fireworks in a barn full of dry hay. That could have gone so much worse than just ruining some cheap disposable electronics

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    Same. To me, messing with a computer seemed like a great way to be on the hook for destruction of school property.

    (That said, I did once disable the USB inputs for a computer in the BIOS so the keyboard and mouse would stop working, as a practical joke.)

    I guess I never hung around any of you.

    Lol, good point. I often forget how I was put in advanced classes at an early age with other students who performed well. I need to consider that more in my adult life, that most of the adults I'm encountering were the people in the regular classes.

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  • [+] -11 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    I was. When the bell would ring and the halls were hectic I would put popcorn in the communal microwave and put like 20 min and leave and sometimes nobody would notice till it catches fire

    I almost burned down the school a couple times

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Hopefully you're less of a piece of shit now

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    Woah

    Dude I was like 12 and severely bullied haha I'm a grown up now with a mortgage and a job

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Dude, Sounds like you were old enough to understand that almost burning down your school intentionally, multiple times, was bad. Bullies or not. I'm not sure why you're taken aback by someone thinking a little arsonist in training isn't a good kid.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    IIRC constant abuse tends to 'reset' the brain to earlier points of development where there was no abuse as it attempts to find less painful behaviour patterns. This results in delayed development of certain areas of the brain; most notably the prefrontal cortex that is heavily involved with decision making and social behaviour but that isn't fully developed until one reaches ~25 years old so I don't know what you mean by "should be old enough to understand" because they clearly weren't physically capable of it.

    Source is introductory psychology courses. One of my professors is a researcher in child development and worked a lot with kids like the person you're replying too. Treating them like "pieces of shit" just leads to more damage, so chill out.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It never burned down just ruined the microwave

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You literally said you nearly burned the school down multiple times.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Exaggerated obviously. The school is made of brick it wasn't going to burn if I tried

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Ah yes, there's famously never been fires in brick buildings.

    You knew your actions could easily lead to a massive fire and loss of life, you said so yourself, and still you chose to do it repeatedly anyway.

    Now you don't seem to be showing much remorse, which is unfortunate. I guess I just hope you're a bit less of a piece of shit.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Brick buildings still burn. There’s flammable paint, contents, furniture enough to ruin a brick building.

    Although found it interesting that my niece got in trouble for hanging curtains in her dorm room. Apparently that’s one of the places they have strict fire codes

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    I was a victim of this prank in college. We were on a road trip, sleeping in a lounge at another school and were awakened by a fire alarm. Somehow while we were sleeping a toaster with broken spring appeared on a table, filled with bread we didn’t have. The room filled with smoke, the entire dorm was evacuated, the fire department came.

    After the fact, I realized I was probably explaining the situation to the perpetrators, but I don’t know if my annoyance at stupid prank was still amusing. They did keep straight faces.

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