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[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (3 children) We had to fill out a “personal biography” at work What reasoning did mgmt give for this? I'm weirded out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 25 points 1 year ago (2 children) Oh, no reason. But I was called into my manager's office because I hadn't turned it in early. I told everyone around me that they were looking to cut employees by figuring out who could handle more jobs. Under "Hobbies" I put "Privateering". Under "Fluent Languages" I put "None". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Haha, nice job helping your fellows cut thru the crap and protect themselves. Unrelated but i remember being called into my managers office for not completing an "anonymous" survey (one of those where all the questions are how much your love your job) and when i asked "how do you know that?" She didn't have an answer. Eventually i filled it out larping as a bootlicker. Corporate surveys are nakedly searching for exploitation avenues... Luckily corporate is also dumb as shit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago What is the point in surveys when we can't trust them enough to fill them in honestly? It is just a complete waste of time, then again that would describe most things HR send my way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 25 points 1 year ago (2 children) Oh, no reason. But I was called into my manager's office because I hadn't turned it in early. I told everyone around me that they were looking to cut employees by figuring out who could handle more jobs. Under "Hobbies" I put "Privateering". Under "Fluent Languages" I put "None". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Haha, nice job helping your fellows cut thru the crap and protect themselves. Unrelated but i remember being called into my managers office for not completing an "anonymous" survey (one of those where all the questions are how much your love your job) and when i asked "how do you know that?" She didn't have an answer. Eventually i filled it out larping as a bootlicker. Corporate surveys are nakedly searching for exploitation avenues... Luckily corporate is also dumb as shit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago What is the point in surveys when we can't trust them enough to fill them in honestly? It is just a complete waste of time, then again that would describe most things HR send my way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Haha, nice job helping your fellows cut thru the crap and protect themselves. Unrelated but i remember being called into my managers office for not completing an "anonymous" survey (one of those where all the questions are how much your love your job) and when i asked "how do you know that?" She didn't have an answer. Eventually i filled it out larping as a bootlicker. Corporate surveys are nakedly searching for exploitation avenues... Luckily corporate is also dumb as shit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago What is the point in surveys when we can't trust them enough to fill them in honestly? It is just a complete waste of time, then again that would describe most things HR send my way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago What is the point in surveys when we can't trust them enough to fill them in honestly? It is just a complete waste of time, then again that would describe most things HR send my way. permalink fedilink source parent