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[–] 39 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Why does Sam have such a punchable face?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    let's have a tier list of billionaires by face punchability.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    my top 3:

    #1 Elon Musk

    #2 Mark Zuckerberg

    #3 Jeff Bezos

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I hate zuckerburg as much as anyone, but I find his face surprisingly low on the punchability index. Musk and Bezos at 1 and 2 for me.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Zuck is, however, at the top of the list for lizard person index.

    Bezos has such a shit-eating grin. Really makes him infinitely more punchable

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    oh zuck is such a lizard-person.

    Bezos' entire personality gets me fuming; I would want to punch him even if he weren't a billionaire. (Remember that time he talked over William Shatner touchdown?)

    Musk honestly looks ok to me personally, I guess the gender-affirming surgeries went well. But the thought of what's going on behind his eyes makes me want to punch him in the face real bad.

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