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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'd say Jesus. Either to prove everything written in the bible is fake or to watch some sweet miracles happen. Either way, I win.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You didn't bring back the real Jesus. This is a false flag. Jesus was a Soros plant and not the same savior mentioned in the Bible." Is probably what people will say if you did the former.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Modern Christians wouldn't recognize him and would crucify him again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Look it's a commie! Get that dirty hippy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Isn't rapture supposed to happen upon his return? Idk your life, but I'm personally not rooting for that lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, would be much more entertaining than all the others combined.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He will turn out to be just a guy with mental instability and irrational hate for fig trees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't bring back what never existed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Secular scholarly consensus is that Jesus did in fact exist. The religion named after him doesn’t have much to do with his message, and he certainly didn’t resurrect or do miracles, but he did exist. The idea that he is entirely mythical is a fringe theory held by literally one scholar, Richard Carrier. It’s certainly psychologically appealing to many ex-tians but doesn’t hold water.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

We're also fairly certain he was not white.