i was really hungover and had taken some painkillers with codeine and i had a single mcdonalds cheeseburg and it was dynamite

The last time I ate McDonald's, I arrived in Pasewalk, a tiny town in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, on a much delayed train at 2 in the morning. They where the only place that was open, and I hadn't eaten since noon.

That burger was kinda OK, but it might have been the circumstance. They stopped selling vegan burgers anyway, so whatever.

It reminds me of the Griswold's neighbors in the Christmas Vacation movie, Elaine and Ponytail

Really depends on the country. Technically the menu is almost the same everywhere but the ingredients and quality absolutely isn't.