▲ 248 ▼ Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat (www.theguardian.com) submitted 2 years ago by Hubi@feddit.org to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca 71 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 76 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] Gork@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (3 children) "best goat" Goat Of All Time permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago Rip in peace poisoned goat of all time goat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) A GOAT goat, if you will? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago The best part is that it's recursive, like GNU. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hubi@feddit.org [S] 33 points 2 years ago (5 children) Vanlandingham confessed to police that she deliberately poisoned the goat because she believed the animal’s owner was “a cheater” How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [+] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago projection permalink fedilink source parent [–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago I'm not saying they're all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham's I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there's more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively) permalink fedilink source parent [–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago How do you even cheat with a goat? Poisoning the opposition goats, I think permalink fedilink source parent [–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 2 years ago Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind. permalink fedilink source parent [–] peto@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago I severely hope the best goat is the one that commits the most crimes at the fair. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago Tell me you never attended a rural high school permalink fedilink source parent [–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) https://showgoatlife.com/ They have merch permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 2 years ago Why do I find out about these things just after Christmas? Birthday it is, then! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (3 children) "best goat" Goat Of All Time permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago Rip in peace poisoned goat of all time goat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) A GOAT goat, if you will? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago The best part is that it's recursive, like GNU. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago Rip in peace poisoned goat of all time goat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) A GOAT goat, if you will? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago The best part is that it's recursive, like GNU. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago The best part is that it's recursive, like GNU. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hubi@feddit.org [S] 33 points 2 years ago (5 children) Vanlandingham confessed to police that she deliberately poisoned the goat because she believed the animal’s owner was “a cheater” How do you even cheat with a goat? The whole thing is ridiculous. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [+] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago projection permalink fedilink source parent [–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago I'm not saying they're all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham's I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there's more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively) permalink fedilink source parent [–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago How do you even cheat with a goat? Poisoning the opposition goats, I think permalink fedilink source parent [–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 2 years ago Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago projection permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago I'm not saying they're all the same, but 100% of the Vanlandingham's I have met in Texas have been rotten to the core. Real sociopaths. Smiling and friendly all while planting a knife in your back. And yes there's more than one example in my weird little anecdote. They eat their own children! (figuratively) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago How do you even cheat with a goat? Poisoning the opposition goats, I think permalink fedilink source parent
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 2 years ago Steroids, perhaps? Do they judge how hard a goat can headbutt things? I don’t friggin’ know. Never mind. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] peto@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago I severely hope the best goat is the one that commits the most crimes at the fair. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago Tell me you never attended a rural high school permalink fedilink source parent
[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (2 children) https://showgoatlife.com/ They have merch permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 2 years ago Why do I find out about these things just after Christmas? Birthday it is, then! permalink fedilink source parent
[+] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 2 years ago Why do I find out about these things just after Christmas? Birthday it is, then! permalink fedilink source parent