You know people say the love for your child knows no boundaries? Well, I know Elon is only a few years older then me, but I say to him: "ok boomer, fuck you". He's just like my mom. Love knows no boundaries, as long as you fit into very specific extremily high expectations.

Because your kid doesn't want to see you again and changes their surname, maybe you failed as a father? Maybe the fault lies with you, not with them? Maybe, when all of your kids complain about you being a bad dad, as well as your exes, not all of your kids and exes are wrong, but you are? Maybe, when your youngest kid calls you a fucking monkey, you're a fucking monkey and should be ashamed AF... Or the entire world is wrong and you are right, because you're a narcissistic psychopath so there's no chance of you doing anything bad, ever.