Damn, remind me not to partner with you in a trust fall.

Like this has "here is a staged video of me as a proof/test of trust" and not "here is actual proof I'm a racist" because there would have been OTHER proof, racists aren't that sneaky.

Your first reaction is "finally I have a chance to ruin this girl I love's life and go FULL SCORCHED EARTH"

Fuck man, you've got to dial up your chill at least a skosh!