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[–] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Maybe that's his plan. He doesn't like the prenup and wants to marry that ghoul Loomer so he's doing this to get her deported and the marriage annulled. Then he'll use government money to put on a huge wedding and try to have a baby immediately. Everyone knows if you're president when you have a kid the government is on the hook for support. Unlimited money!!!

It's 12-D chess!!!1!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I seriously doubt Diaper Don even knows the rules to regular chess.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Spoken like a person who doesn't even know how to get their kid unlimited money. You're just mad that you can't marry that perfect ball of plastic surgery and hatred.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Aww c'mon man, Ann Coulter is still single. I've got a chance.

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