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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Sometimes when I grill. I don't clack the tongs together.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

This one right here, officer. He's a menace.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

You monster! How do you even know if they're tongy enough?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don't understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don't click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

You make me sick.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I could avoid it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Same but Mission Impossible

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

But how do you know they are working if you don't clack them?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

liers anonymous next room

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Is it really grilling if there's no clacking?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You just lost grilling privileges.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I've got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?