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What's a low effort, but impressive, party trick to learn? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] SangriaFerret@lemmy.world 72 points 3 years ago (3 children)

Angry elephant. Remove your glass eye, insert it into your foreskin and flop it around while yelling "brrraaaah!"

Most impressive party trick I've ever seen.

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[–] MadWetSquirrel@lemm.ee 24 points 3 years ago (1 child)

I made it 54 years, and just now regret being circumcised.

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[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 years ago

And having two working eyes

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago

I've done this. Works every time

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