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[–] 9 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Could you make a crudely animated version of your saga and get back to me? We have construction paper and a grubby assortment of scented markers. Have fun!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    Man, the marines already ate the crayons, you know the infantry will just huff away all the scented markers. Then we will need to propose a new budget for things like pencils, and that means running the bidding process to design the pencils, produce the raw materials, make the pencils, ship them...

    New, rule, markers are for non-infantry only.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How the fuck are the Marines supposed to paint rocks without them? Arbitrary and cruel!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Listen, had you not eaten the crayons, and had the Army infantry not inhaled everything with chemical fumes, we could have nice things, like painted rocks. Until then, maybe we can compromise with a monitored use system.

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