V0ldek comments on Mr Beast crypto fraud traced

[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he's exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.

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[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I'll be honest, that name gives me the vibe of some somewhat good guy who got straight A's but has worked at a sandwich shop for 10 years.

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[–] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 2 years ago

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O

And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O

With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.

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[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

that was indeed another input to the heuristics

nominative determinism strikes once again!

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[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 2 years ago

that was indeed another input to the heuristics

(post-hoc, to be honest. but it's still fucking hilarious)

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