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YouTube tests removing viewer counts — here’s what we know (www.tomsguide.com)
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[–] 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

"Fuck this. I can remove my eyeballs for free!"

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Just try it and see how your new cyborg hand DRM prevents unauthorized body modifications.

    Also, scientists are already at work finding ways to inject advertisements directly into your brain.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This guys over here using his fingers to rip out his own eyeballs!!!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    An amateur! Just suck in some air with your ass and do a reverse fart. Use the pressure to pop out your eyeballs from the inside, like a pro.

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