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Do you have a vasectomy? Why or why not? (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
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Got one when I turned 40, one of the best things I've ever done. Women love it, no condoms, just creampies all day. (Obviously, still get tested for STDs) Don't have to worry about kids.

Didn't even hurt, the worst part was smelling my jizz tubes being burnt shut. Had a dull pain for a day or two, that was it. And insurance paid for it!

Don't ruin your life with an accidental 18 year prison sentence, get snipped today! 🤣

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[–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Been thinking about it, but read too many horror stories about recovery. Don't know who to trust anymore.

They said tonsils removal would be okay,.wisdom teeth removal would be fine. Both were atrocious experiences.

I'm afraid of anything remotely like that for my downstairs.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I'm one of those "horror stories", the 3% who have post-procedure pain (dull ache) for the 1st year, and 5% of those whose pain continues after.

    And still, no regrets. The occasional dull ache is SO worth the benefits.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago*

    If you look in my post history you'll find my story. Short of getting my balls chopped completely off, mine went as badly as one could possibly go.

    It sucked a little, but 1 year later and absofuckinglutely no regerts.

    Get it done, then you can join the rest of us and LAUNCH ARCING ROPES OF JISM ALL OVER THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

    PEACE!

    Seriously though, do it. It's the best decision I ever made, bar none.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    There is a certain risk to it, yes, but it’s really low. And you can (and should) always talk to your doctor about all the things you are worried about.

    One thing you should definitely make sure of is that your doctor has a lot of experience performing vasectomies. You want to find one that does them frequently and ideally has been doing them for years.

    For me, getting my wisdom teeth removed was worse than getting my vasectomy. But I guess it’s different for every person.

    I’m sure in the end the risk of you regretting not getting one earlier is much greater than the risk of something going wrong with the surgery.

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