If my bank accepted vomit as mortgage payments, they could smack my ass and call me bulimic, I don't care what y'all do with my vomit, let's talk about pool house options and a second car.

I'd be cool with creaming their coffee twice a week if it meant I got my house for no money.

Idk....how much vomit?

I don't think many would accept their gardens being pilfered either, though they might be more accepting if that's how they paid rent.

Not just vomit but a snowball train of vomit.