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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)
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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Step 8: wake up for real this time. It's 9:30 and you're late.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Steps 1-7 was just you dreaming about having your shit together.

    I used to do that in high school, set my alarm early to do the homework I didn't do the night before, I would feel super productive until I woke up for real, late, and with unstarted homework still on the floor.

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