This is absolutely ridiculous. Imagine some fuckers just coming into your room while you're with your SO making love or something.

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[–] 40 points 2 years ago (10 children)

We have confiscated all the laptops we could find sir. They had a TERMINAL open. Filthy hackers!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Bold of you to assume they know what a terminal is.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    But they were hacking all the IPs simultaneously!

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    They had 127.0.0.1. That's my IP!!!!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    What are you talking about, that's mine scumbag!

    Reminds me of the bash.org Napster entry. For posterity:

    #104052 + (14264) - [X]
    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back fucker"
    
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