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[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

"Hi, I don't respect human society because it's observably lacking in compassion. Not only for non-human animals, but even for human animals. You guys are pathetic and I'm not interested in being part of your self-fellating club."

How I'd stretch that out into 2 minutes I don't know.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Easy... 1:30 of silence first.

That way they have to waste time to get to what you have to say. Or play a video of some kind.

Fuck em. They're being disrespectful of your time, waste theirs.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Easy... 1:30 of silence first.

I like it!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Attach several examples of people self-fellating?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

A nice, detailed how-to guide.

this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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