▲ 219 ▼ Elon Musk wants to implant millions of people with Neuralink brain chips (www.independent.co.uk) submitted 2 years ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to c/technology@lemmy.world 144 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] krimson@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (3 children) Yeah that's not going to happen. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) We can dream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Not if that brain chip malfunctions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good. permalink fedilink source parent [–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that's why he's so bat shit now? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Did kanye west get one too? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) We can dream permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Not if that brain chip malfunctions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Not if that brain chip malfunctions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now? permalink fedilink source parent [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that's why he's so bat shit now? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Did kanye west get one too? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Did kanye west get one too? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy permalink fedilink source parent