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The secret to good writing (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm really not worth anyone's energy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’re worth mine. You might be my favorite user on lemmy. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, that's very nice of you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you're a pretty cool seafood hating squid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I just don't want to be seafood, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tbf, even the worst lemmy user pales in comparison to the worst users of other platforms like elon and spez.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Considering a couple of people in the thread being discussed reference a different thread where they decided I was a pedophile because I have a photo of my daughter naked when she was a newborn, I think some people here think I'm worse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

a naked newborn!

I'm spiralling, nauseous....you, you....nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But... Squids don't wear clothes... Morons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's such a weird slice of society that always equate nudity with sexuality, even in babies/kids. "Weird" being the kindest word I can find.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing was that none of them had kids.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not coincidental, I'd guess. If you haven't had kids, you likely haven't realized that dealing with naked kids is just part of the job. It's not like they're self cleaning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Right? One guy berated me for changing my kid's diaper in a park shelter rather than a disgusting park bathroom because that would traumatize the baby or something. I don't even know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, homey hasn't founded any jailbait subs, a fatpeoplehate iteration, lolicon discussion, not even a single racial slur community modded. Downright lazy in comparison to the cream of the reddit degen crop.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I’ve seen you around and I think you seem pretty dope

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for contributing to this small community in a lovely way!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am happy to do it, so thank you for enjoying it.