▲ 273 ▼ Republicans want someone younger than Donald Trump as president: new poll (www.newsweek.com) submitted 2 years ago by btaf45@lemmy.world to c/usa@midwest.social 64 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (7 children) I mean that can always nominate JD "couch lover" Vance. permalink fedilink source hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago No dolphin will ever vote for him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FireTower@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (5 children) https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticGoodHeart@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Every Republican will tell you that Snopes is not a reliable source. If they say it's false, then it must be true, right?! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Har! permalink fedilink source parent [–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Like I'm going to trust the crooked liberal media. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago That's not fair, even AP had to say there's no way to actually prove he didn't fuck a couch! permalink fedilink source parent [–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago People come up to me and ask, "SwingingTheLamp, is it true that JD Vance put his dick in a couch?" I dunno. People are saying that JD Vance fucked a couch. Great people, some of the best people are saying it. We have the best couches in this country. Did you ever notice that? Best, sexiest couches. Migrants are flooding across the border to defile our couches. Dropping loads between our cushions, not even a rubber glove. It's disgusting. We have to keep our couches safe for good, American dicks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago No dolphin will ever vote for him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (5 children) https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] ChaoticGoodHeart@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Every Republican will tell you that Snopes is not a reliable source. If they say it's false, then it must be true, right?! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Har! permalink fedilink source parent [–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Like I'm going to trust the crooked liberal media. permalink fedilink source parent [–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago That's not fair, even AP had to say there's no way to actually prove he didn't fuck a couch! permalink fedilink source parent [–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago People come up to me and ask, "SwingingTheLamp, is it true that JD Vance put his dick in a couch?" I dunno. People are saying that JD Vance fucked a couch. Great people, some of the best people are saying it. We have the best couches in this country. Did you ever notice that? Best, sexiest couches. Migrants are flooding across the border to defile our couches. Dropping loads between our cushions, not even a rubber glove. It's disgusting. We have to keep our couches safe for good, American dicks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChaoticGoodHeart@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Every Republican will tell you that Snopes is not a reliable source. If they say it's false, then it must be true, right?! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Har! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Like I'm going to trust the crooked liberal media. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago That's not fair, even AP had to say there's no way to actually prove he didn't fuck a couch! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago People come up to me and ask, "SwingingTheLamp, is it true that JD Vance put his dick in a couch?" I dunno. People are saying that JD Vance fucked a couch. Great people, some of the best people are saying it. We have the best couches in this country. Did you ever notice that? Best, sexiest couches. Migrants are flooding across the border to defile our couches. Dropping loads between our cushions, not even a rubber glove. It's disgusting. We have to keep our couches safe for good, American dicks. permalink fedilink source parent